One day a woman found Aladdin’s magic lamp. She rubbed it in enthusiasm.
A genie emerged and said:
• Here I am … I am ready to …
Forget about that crab! … I
already know what you would say. I want to say the 3 wishes quickly.
• OK … but on one condition.
• Your husband will take ten times anything you get!
No problem … I agree. First wish: I want to be the most beautiful
woman on earth.
• OK … but take care your husband would be the most handsome man in
the world and women would pursue him.
Hey … I don’t
care! I would still be the most beautiful woman … shut
up and carry out.
• Ok … glglglglglgla … (in few seconds the woman
becomes the most beautiful on earth).
My second wish: I want
to be the richest woman on earth.
• But take care! … your husband would be the richest man on earth …
You talk too much!
• Ok Ok … glaglaglagla … (she became the richest woman on earth).
My third wish: Let me have a minor heart stroke!
During engagement and honeymoon:
One year after marriage:
He talks … she listens
She talks … he listens
Rest of life:
Both talk … the whole world listens.
What do you think the difference between men and asses?
Answer: Certainly asses don’t turn to men after marriage!
What is the difference between a rebellious women and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
A woman needs 4 animals in her lifetime: A Turkey in the freezer. A Jaguar in
the garage. A fox to wear its fur on her shoulders and an ass to pay for all