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The Brothers Who Bought Two Horses

Mohamed and Hassan are brothers who decided to buy two horses.

Mohamed: Did you mark your horse so that you can differentiate it from mine.
Hassan: No.

Mohamed and Hassan decided to mark their horses and return back the next day.

Mohamed: How did you mark your horse?
Hassan: I cut his tail.
Mohamed: Shit! I also cut my horse's tail.

Mohamed and Hassan decided to re-mark their horses and return back the next day.

Mohamed: How did you mark your horse?
Hassan: I cut his left leg.
Mohamed: Oops! I also did the same to my horse.

Once again, Mohamed and Hassan decided to re-mark their horses and return back the next day.

Mohamed: Now what did you do with your horse?
Hassan: I gouged his eyes.
Mohamed: Oh my! I did that also.
Hassan: mmmm ... I have an idea ... you take the black horse and I take the white one.



Why did God create Adam before Eve?
- To give him a chance to talk.



Grandma: Would you like to marry or eat yogurt?
- Boy ... I don't have teesth for yogurt.



Why were Pharaohs bad guys?
- They used to write on walls.



Doctor: What is the source of your pain?
- Patient: The 40$ dollars I had to pay to see you



Two stupid persons were playing chess.
The result: the two kings died of paralysis.

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