| Mohamed and Hassan are brothers who decided to buy two horses.
Mohamed: Did you mark your horse so that you can differentiate
it from mine.
Hassan: No.
Mohamed and Hassan decided to mark their horses and return
back the next day.
Mohamed: How did you mark your horse?
Hassan: I cut his tail.
Mohamed: Shit! I also cut my horse's tail.
Mohamed and Hassan decided to re-mark their horses and return
back the next day.
Mohamed: How did you mark your horse?
Hassan: I cut his left leg.
Mohamed: Oops! I also did the same to my horse.
Once again, Mohamed and Hassan decided to re-mark their horses
and return back the next day.
Mohamed: Now what did you do with your horse?
Hassan: I gouged his eyes.
Mohamed: Oh my! I did that also.
Hassan: mmmm ... I have an idea ... you take the black horse and
I take the white one.
 Why did God
create Adam before Eve?
- To give him a chance to talk.
Grandma: Would
you like to marry or eat yogurt?
- Boy ... I don't have teesth for yogurt.
Why were Pharaohs
bad guys?
- They used to write on walls.
Doctor: What
is the source of your pain?
- Patient: The 40$ dollars I had to pay to see you
Two stupid persons were playing chess.
The result: the two kings died of paralysis.
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