A man dying on his bed looked to his wife and his 4 sons … 3
of his sons were handsome and tall, while the fourth was ugly and
short. The man ordered his sons to leave and start talking to his
wife.
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Honey I must know the truth before I die … please tell
me and I promise to forgive you … is the fourth boy really
my son? |
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I swear with God he is your son … I swear … believe me. |
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Ah … now I can die peacefully (then he passed away). |
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Thank God he didn't ask about the other
3. |
Two drunk guys:
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The West always come up with new things … they launched
rockets to the moon and now to Mars. |
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Let's catch up with them … Let's go to the sun. |
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But it's too hot there. |
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We'll go there at night. |
If you want your wife to listen with interest to whatever you
say, talk to her when she is asleep.
When you see a man opening the door of his car to his wife, you
must know there is something new: either the wife or the car.
Where can you find a man who does not gaze at women?
In the graveyard
A stupid man was in a cab … the cab driver ran over an old man. Shocked
by the accident, the cab’s driver asked the customer to check if the
old man is already dead.
The man from outside the car:
- Move the car to the left few meters ….
Few meters to the right … a little bit forward … now I am sure
he is dead.
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