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A freshman asked his friend to see the results of the final exam for him because he was traveling somewhere.

The student asked his friend to contact him back, and if the friend found that he failed at any subject don’t just directly strike him with the bad news, instead if it is only one subject, he should say “your uncle salutes you” and if they are two subjects, he should say “your parents salute you” … etc.

The following conversation took place after the friend knew the results:
Friend: Hi
Student: Hi tell me the news!

I just wanted to tell you that your entire family salutes you!

Smart man + Smart woman = love
Dumb man + smart woman = fur, diamond, jewelry etc.
Smart man + dumb woman = a crush
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

A successful man makes much more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is the one that finds such a man.

To be happy with your husband, you have got to understand him much more than loving him. To be happy with your wife, you have got to love her much, and not to try to understand her at all.

. A Woman with the Lamp of Aladdin (issue 1)
. The Brothers Who Bought Two Horses (issue 2)
. Egyptian Girls (issue 3)
. Stupid Man Driving VW Beetle (issue 4)
. Get Me Back Home (issue 5)
. Honey ... Tell Me the Truth (issue 6)

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