A freshman asked his friend to see the results of the final
exam for him because he was traveling somewhere.
The student asked
his friend to contact him back, and if the friend found that he
failed at any subject don’t just directly strike him with
the bad news, instead if it is only one subject, he should say “your
uncle salutes you” and if they are two subjects, he should
say “your parents salute you” … etc.
The following conversation took place after the friend knew the
results:
| Friend: |
Hi |
| Student: |
Hi … tell me the news! |
| Friend: |
I just wanted to tell you that your entire family salutes
you! |
Smart man + Smart woman = love
Dumb man + smart woman = fur, diamond,
jewelry … etc.
Smart man + dumb woman = a crush
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
A successful man makes much more money than his wife can spend.
A
successful woman is the one that finds such a man.
To be happy with your husband, you have got to understand him
much more than loving him. To be happy with your wife, you have got to love her much, and not
to try to understand her at all.
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