A mayor of some stupid village was so upset with a hole in ground
in which many villagers fall in. Seeking a solution, he decided
to get the smartest three in the village to find a solution. So,
they met to find a solution:
The first one:
I think we should make some tent here for medics. Once
someone falls, they should immediately transfer him to the hospital.
The second man:
What a stupid idea … we should bring an ambulance
to remain here.
The third man:
Hahahaha … you stupid … let's fill up the hole and
dig another beside the hospital.
Every man has got to marry someday:
Who said one should be happy forever.
The best man you should marry is an archeologist. Why?
Because
the older you become, the more precious he will see you.
Why do you look so depressed?
My wife has decided not to talk to me
for a month.
And you think
that is something depressing?
But today is actually
the last day of that month!
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