A man was asked by his pals: How old are you?
He answered: 40 years old.
Ten years later he was asked again by the same pals: How old are you now?
"I said I am 40," he answered.
Astonished to hear the answer, they quickly commented. "How come you remain 40 during ten years."
"A real man never changes his word," he simply said.
How would a playstation-addict guy honor his dead father?
He'd write Game Over on his father's gravestone.
How do you describe a stupid?
A man who enters his home to find many insects and roaches, and so decides to change the key locks of his house.
How do you describe fast food?
When you see hamburgers, French fries and soda running in the street